COOLEST LOST ARK DAD: SHUCK
BALDEST PERSON INVOLVED IN THE LOWEST NUMBER OF RACIST BLOG POSTS: MONNARK
BEST SHERWIN: SHERWIN THEODORE WINE
MOST SUSPICIOUS MOON ENERGY: THEOLDDRACO
GAYEST MARRIED PERSON: MOARPRIEST (CHUNGESS ISN'T MARRIED YET)
MOST BUFF: GROWL
BEST HATS: SUPERIQGAP
UNIRONICALLY HONESTLY MOST ILL AND BASED RETARD WITH CANCER WAIT FOR REAL: GROUNDER
PERSON WITH THE TALLEST TREE IN THEIR YARD: HROTHGARS
WORST JOE: JOE (RUNNER UP: JOE)
BEST MEDICAL EMERGENCY: SKYYRE (RUNNER UP: SUIPISS (HE DOESN'T KNOW YET THOUGH))
GRATS COSMICS: COSMICS
