BEST BOWEL MOVEMENT: DORKI (SPONSORED BY DOMINO'S PIZZA)
CRISS ANGEL MINDFREAK AWARD: CHUNGESS
MOST DIALOGUE OPTIONS: EXCOOMIN
QUALIFIED FOR THE LPGA TOUR: GARRETTDK
BEST SHERWIN: ROLDTOTEMS
MOST POTENT ULTIMATE: SKYYRE
PERSON WHO LIVES CLOSEST TO A FIRE HYDRANT: NETURIFUL
BIGGEST TABARNAK: RAMENSHOP
SMALLEST TOES (NO SOCKS TOE SHRINKAGE): COSMICQT
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS MASTER NAVIGATOR AWARD: DRXZZTIC
BUBBLE BOY (NOT IMMUNOCOMPROMISED JUST RETARDED): GROUNDIN
MOST AUSPICIOUS NATAL MOON OVER RISING JUPITER: BUSSYMASTERX
